Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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