How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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