Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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