I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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