BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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