Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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