she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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