He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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