Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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