craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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