My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
