eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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