why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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