No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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