so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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