this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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