Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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