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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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