I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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