is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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