New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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