We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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