McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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