can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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