I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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