Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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