The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Watching her eat just hurts me
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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