addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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