You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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