Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
