Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I am one with the molecules
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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