piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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