: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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