Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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