i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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