Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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