You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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