Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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