Her vagina should come with caution tape.
either way he was missing a nipple.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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