would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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