I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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