now i know why i became what i already was.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
