I heard we made out
accomplished twins. life is a go
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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