we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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