She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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