She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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