we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
