ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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