Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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