Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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