Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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