hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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